Monday, March 31, 2008

Breastfeeding is best

The FDA recommends breastfeeding for a number of reasons, some of them include:
  • Breast milk transfers the mother's antibodies to the baby
  • Baby builds a strong jaw
  • Human milk is perfect for human babies
Jugg Monkey recommends breastfeeding for one primary reason - HUGE BOOBS.

Case in point - Christina Aguilera is breastfeeding her baby Max. Christina says that breastfeeding helps her shed her baby weight in this article. We at JuggMonkey have noticed the additional benefit of gigantic breasts on her recent appearance on Ellen - this website has further evidence.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's twins Max and Emme are not being breastfed, and this article speculates that it was a decision to save J. Lo's figure!? We say - screw the gym and get your baps out and into your kids mouths to look hot up top!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Now people will think that the name Jugg Monkey has something to do with your obsession with breasts----not your endearing little nick names---