Saturday, April 5, 2008

10 Things Not To Say When Visiting A New Parent

  1. You look tired.
  2. Haven't had much time to clean up, have you?
  3. Do you want me to hold him so you can take a shower?
  4. What's that smell?
  5. I know the name of a good cleaning service.
  6. You look like crap.
  7. It's true - they do look wrinkled old men!
  8. He doesn't look like either of you.
  9. Does it always cry/poop/spit-up/sleep this much?
  10. What's for dinner?

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