10 Things Not To Say When Visiting A New Parent

1. You look tired.
2. Haven't had much time to clean up, have you?
3. Do you want me to hold him so you can take a shower?
4. What's that smell?
5. I know the name of a good cleaning service.
6. You look like crap.
7. It's true - they do look wrinkled old men!
8. He doesn't look like either of you.
9. Does it always cry/poop/spit-up/sleep this much?
10. What's for dinner?