Monday, April 14, 2008

It's Time To Quit Your Job

Many people hate their jobs, but hatred alone doesn't justify quitting. Most of us need our salary, benefits and water-cooler conversations. That being said, here's a short list of unacceptables that qualify you as someone who can walk out on the boss man:
  • You get a "promotion" that involves a pay cut.
  • Your employer rewards good performance with gold stars.
  • Your boss routinely takes you to a place called Hogs and Honeys, where he gets drunk and rides a mechanical bull with his shirt off.
  • Your account team begins each new quarter with a "Karaoke Kickoff!"
  • Promotions are determined by performance in a mandatory bowling tournament.
  • Your boss uses his MySpace "Top Ten" as the team's org chart.
  • You are forced to sign all emails, "Godspeed!"
  • Your boss throws all his used tissues in your trashcan.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

you forgot....when your boss insists that you inform her of your every need to go to the bathroom