Been a while since my last post. I was in a drought. A blog drought. Kinda like writer's block, but worse. And then. . .I came in to work today and was smacked in the face with a great topic: NICKNAMES!
I have had lots of nicknames. Here are a few that standout:
- Uncle Monkey
Those are okay, but check out the nicknames I hear people toss around work (about other coworkers)
- Naughty Mommy
- Rock Chomper
- Polio Face
- Bruce Willis
- Blister Lips
- The Eleven-Toed Buttlicker
Curious to get your opinion on these. Are they mean? Funny? Crude? Ordinary? Do I work in a middle school?
Anyway, that's all my brain is good for today.
Oh, and I have to take back what I said about Cubs fans. They are decent people. If the Phils don't win the NL, I hope the Cubs do. There, I said it.
Why did nobody every call me Slamsburg?
I think we all work in a Middle School. The truth is- no one ever grows up. We're all stuck in Middle School about 99% of the time. We only fool ourselves into thinking we've moved past the cruel nicknames and the need to be one of the "pretty people."
But I have to say- I love the nickname Uncle Monkey. I think I'll have my son try that with his favorite uncle.
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